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squannacook (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Why Wayne Gretzky is called the "Great One":
Gretzky's Stats:
Checks Avoided = All of them
Knocked Someone Else on Ass = Zero
Fights Won = Zero
End to End Rushes = Million less than Orr
Shots Blocked = Zero
Help Teammate in Fight = Never
ChickenSh*t = Always
Wayne Gretzky = GREATEST PUSSY HOCKEY PLAYER EVER!!!
BillieBobSmith (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Lets' start with Gretzky IS the greatest ever to play the game, that's already been established.
Now, he's a co-owner of an NHL team, he's a great coach doing an amazing job, he's rich, famous, married to a frik'n hot babe with a great ass. He's Canadian and of course the Greatest player in the history of the game, oh I said that. He has all the records, lots of Cups.
This guy is too good.
Now they are going to see if he's the greatest athlete of all time. Let's see how that poll goes.
heyall027 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Decent coach?
Good grief!
heyall027 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Retire # 4 league wide now!
SlapEmUp (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Do you always post out of your ass?
SlapEmUp (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Orr revolutionized the way defensemen played the game. In 1970, he became the only defenseman to lead the NHL in points. At the time, his 87 assists set an NHL record and his 120 points were six shy of the record. Orr became the only player to win all four major awards: Hart (MVP), Ross (scoring), Norris (defenseman) and Conn Smythe (playoff MVP). His season ended with perhaps the most famous goal in league history, the game winner in Game 4 of the Stanley Cup finals, when he was sent airborne.
stealthsighting1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Wayne who?
stealthsighting1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
It was from the James Bond movie, The Spy Who Loved Me.
Seagateway (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Oh and Btw, retire # 4 league wide now!
Seagateway (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
The artist is Carley Simon and I beleive the song is Nobody Does it Better. |