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The Douchiest Phone Message In History - Dmitri

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The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won't even tell you my favorite parts because i don't want to ruin anything. Just listen. Recently we posted the phone messages that knucklehead "Dimitri" left for a girl named Olga. (I've listened to it in awe three times. The best part is the next day Gary Cooper-like high noon ultimatum.) The messages have spread on the web like influenza. I was curious and did a little digging. It turns he is a "disgraced former doctor" named James Sears from Toronto. He calls himself "Dimitri the Lover." And the wheels are coming of the wagon quickly. His comeuppance is coming. Swift and sure. He has been selling a "seduction manual" to losers in Toronto on how to seduce woman. And has held seminars -- at $40 bucks a pop -- to "teach" men tricks of the pick-up artist trade. Toronto newspaper The Sun wrote an expose on the guy last week. James had his medical license stripped for "repeated sexual misconduct" sixteen years ago. His website has a radio interview where he uses the catchphrases "elegant" and "couldn't take my eyes of you" repeatedly. Just ridiculous. Ladies, especially those of you in the Loyal 77 that read my columns, please be wary of any man that says, "You look so elegant. I just couldn't take my eyes off you." Kick that guy in the grapes. http://torontorealmen.com/

Channel: Howto & Style
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: NoctheniK

Length: 04:28
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Chunkazoota (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Wow, I love that whole "Maybe you're defective somehow, which is why you haven't called me" that's supposed to trick the woman into calling back to save face. What an abusive piece of shit. Insane, most likely.
webbly (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
this guy is hitler
mturetzky21 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"Elegant women are very rare, I'm Greek, and I know what I like"
phonephreak69 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
yo give me this guys number and ill prank him!
phonephreak69 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
lol im great in bed too i can sleep for hours damn any girl that would fall for this I just feel sorry for. it sounds so insincere. why did she even give him her card in the first place?
colleenthedream80 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
The guy is Dimitri The Lover. Go to his web site. Listen to a radio interview in the MEDIA CENTRE. Same voice. I met him walking this summer, we became lovers. I was swept off my feet. When I learned who he was I refused to see him again. I was heartbroken. He's the most seductive, manipulative man I ever met. Scary thing is men attend his "Toronto Real Men" meetings and learn to manipulate women the same way. There is a Facebook group called "Fans of Dimitri The Lover" with more info and photos
unodepoalli (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
This guy sucks,I hope he dies of ass cancer and AIDS
cizzlen07 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
women are too immature to realize or care, mostly because their self esteems have been destroyed by men and this douche alike.
cizzlen07 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
suck his dick maybe?
tonyguar (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I think this guy came into my bar before.

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